Only if the projectile concerned is a midget fascist nonce, I contend:

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Paul Rigby Wrote:Only if the projectile concerned is a midget fascist nonce, I contend:

Then it becomes one's obligation.

I wrongly assumed the objective was to propel the object by conventional means.

Apparently not, at least in the American-run freak-show that is rump Ukraine:

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The previous video is possibly a fake. This appears to be the real one, a brief but charming musical number accompanied by a respected Ukrainian dancer doing that well-loved routine, "Dance of the Midget Fascist Nonce."

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The phrase "taken up the Bosphorus," ordinarily so redolent of long, sun-kissed holidays aboard ship, has taken on an altogether more sinister meaning, thanks to the latest revelations concerning our resident Ukrainian projectile. In the interests of historic truth, I quote the translation verbatim. Those of a sensitive liberal disposition should on no account read what follows, as it is grossly politically incorrect, and quite fowl:

Punisher-homosex Lyashko "lit up" in the next pedophile homosexual scandal

http://translate.yandex.net/tr-url/ru-en...ndale.html

Quote:"Novarossi. info" - Ardent rusofob homosexuals coordinator punitive neo-Nazi battalion "Azov" Oleg Lyashko, and ex-head of Administration of President Yanukovych, Serhii Liovochkin become involved in the criminal case in Azerbaijan. The local press reports, the Ukrainian politicians suspected of corruption of minors adolescent boys.

As follows from the materials of the criminal case initiated by the Azerbaijani law enforcement agencies, from March 2009 to October 2011 Oleg Lyashko was in sexual intercourse with several young people aged 14-15 years. As noted by the investigators, Lyashko not just specially flew to Azerbaijan, where he received sexual services.

In the Baku city Prosecutor's office reported that in the field of view of the investigators on this case is also the former head of Yanukovych's administration Serhiy Liovochkin - political "godfather" neo-pervert Lyashko.

Recall, this is not the first scandal of this nature with the participation of Deputy-homosexual. So, 15 July 2012 Crimean law enforcement was foiled attempt removal Oleg Lyashko two students Yalta boarding 12 and 14 years. Version Lyashko, he was going to "improve boys in Turkey".

In 2002 Lyashko received bodily injury of medium gravity (bruised genitals) from student of the Kiev military Institute of communication, which has not shared his craving for non-traditional relationships. Then Lyashko said that the cadet tried to Rob him, and two metres from the gearbox of his Institute. About the scandal newspaper wrote, but Lyashko was hushed up this ugly history.

Finally, many memorable video of 1994, in which young gay Lyashko gives testimony to the police about his sexual cohabitation with a certain Northwind from the presidential Administration in return for its financial support.

The Radical Party leader misspoke during an appearance at a supermarket in Kiev During the speech, Lyashko addressed the citizens of Ukraine: "Ukrainians, brothers and sisters! Stop buying Ukrainian goods…Oh, don't show this one on air!"

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Читать далее: http://en.ukraina.ru/news/20141214/1011491993.html

Oleh Lyashko Busted: Ukrainian Politician Sneaks Peak at Topless Men During Rada Session

Read more: http://sputniknews.com/art_living/201503...z3TXnp0HYJ

http://sputniknews.com/art_living/201503...17173.html

Quote:Russian media and social networks have exploded after hot-tempered Ukrainian Radical Party Leader Oleg Lyashko was found looking at a photo of shirtless "hottest criminal alive" Jeremy Meeks during a session of the Rada.

In a photo published Thursday by a Ukrainian parliamentary photographer, hot-headed Ukrainian Radical Party Leader and Verkhovna Rada deputy Oleg Lyashko was caught looking at a photo of what appears to be "hottest criminal alive" Jeremy Meeks during a session of the parliament.

Russian media and social network commentators were quick to pounce on the photo, LifeNews noting that "it seems that in a period of economic crisis, her odious people's deputies are more interested in male beauty than the problems of lawmaking."

Lyashko is seen gazing at the photo of Meeks on his cellphone. The photo appeared in the Facebook account of photographer Bogdan Bortakov.

In 2010, Lyashko was implicated in a loud scandal after a video was released featuring the politician talking about sexual relations with another man. Lyashko denied the authenticity of the video, accusing it of being a doctored "provocation" using "modern technologies." Lyashko noted at the time that "personally, I have a traditional sexual orientation," and "if you want to know about other public people, ask doctors." The politician married event organizer Rosita Sayranen soon after. In late 2012, a spoof interview featured an angry Lyashko promising to beat in the face of a person suggesting that Lyashko should represent sexual minorities in Ukrainian parliament.

Once a satrap for Empire in his own country. Now a satrap of a foreign provincial backwater. Always a satrap. Never the king. Or Queen.

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Neocon Fugitive Given Ukraine Province

June 2, 2015

Exclusive: Ukraine's President Poroshenko has tapped another international "carpetbagger" to rule his people, ex-Georgian President Saakashvili, a neocon hero wanted in his homeland for embezzlement and human rights abuses who now governs Odessa, reports Robert Parry.
By Robert Parry
The latest political move by the U.S.-backed "pro-democracy" regime in Ukraine was to foist on the people of Odessa the autocratic Georgian ex-President Mikheil Saakashvili, a neoconservative favorite and currently a fugitive from his own country which is seeking him on charges of human rights violations and embezzlement.
New York Times correspondent David M. Herszenhorn justified this imposition of a newly minted Ukrainian citizen on the largely Russian-speaking population of Odessa by saying that "the Ukrainian public's general willingness to accept the appointment of foreigners to high-level positions underscores the deep lack of trust in any government after nearly a quarter-century of mismanagement and corruption."
Mikheil Saakashvili, President of Georgia and U.S. President George Bush at a NATO meeting. (Photo credit: NATO)

But Herszenhorn made no apparent effort to gauge how willing the people of Odessa are to accept this choice of a controversial foreign politician to govern them. The pick was made by President Petro Poroshenko and is just the latest questionable appointment by the post-coup regime in Kiev.
For instance, shortly after the Feb. 22, 2014 putsch that ousted elected President Viktor Yanukovych, the new U.S.-endorsed authorities in Kiev named thuggish oligarch Igor Kolomoisky to be governor of Dnipropetrovsk in southeastern Ukraine. Kolomoisky, regarded as one of Ukraine's most corrupt billionaires, ruled the region as his personal fiefdom until he was ousted by Poroshenko earlier this year in a dispute over Kolomoisky's use of strong-arm tactics to maintain control of Ukrainian energy companies. [See Consortiumnews.com's "Ukraine's Oligarchs Turn on Each Other."]
Poroshenko also has granted overnight Ukrainian citizenship to other controversial foreigners to hold key positions in his government, including Finance Minister Natalie Jaresko, an ex-U.S. State Department official whose qualifications included enriching herself through her management of a $150 million U.S.-taxpayer-financed investment fund for Ukraine. [See Consortiumnews.com's "Ukraine Finance Minister's American Values'."]
Beyond his recruitment of questionable outsiders, Poroshenko has made concessions to Ukraine's far-right nationalists, including signing legislation to extend official recognition to Ukrainian fascists who collaborated with the Nazis in killing Jews and Poles during World War II. In a bitter irony, the new law coincided with the world's celebration in April of the 70[SUP]th[/SUP] anniversary of Russian and U.S. troops bringing an end to the Holocaust. [See Consortiumnews.com's "How Ukraine Commemorates the Holocaust."]
Now Poroshenko has given Saakashvili his own province to govern, rescuing him from an obscure existence in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York. According to a New York Times profile last September, Saakashvili was there "writing a memoir, delivering very well-paid' speeches, helping start up a Washington-based think tank and visiting old boosters like Senator John McCain and Victoria Nuland, the assistant secretary of state."
McCain and Nuland were key neocon backers of the coup that ousted Yanukovych and touched off the bloody civil war that has killed thousands of ethnic Russians in eastern Ukraine, while also reviving Cold War tensions between the West and Russia. Before the coup, McCain urged on right-wing protesters with promises of U.S. support and Nuland was overheard hand-picking Ukraine's new leadership, saying "Yats is the guy," a reference to Arseniy Yatsenyuk, who became prime minister after the coup.
According to the Times profile, Saakashvili also "entertained David H. Petraeus, the former director of the Central Intelligence Agency," another neocon favorite who ran into legal trouble himself when the FBI discovered he had shared top-secret information with his biographer/lover and then lied about it to FBI agents. Petraeus, however, received only a suspended sentence and a fine in contrast to intelligence-community whistleblowers who have faced serious prison time.
Models, Nude Artist and Massage Therapist
While cooling his heels in Brooklyn, Saakashvili fumed over charges leveled against him by prosecutors in his home country of Georgia. According to the Times profile, Saakashvili was accused of "using public money to pay for, among other things, hotel expenses for a personal stylist, hotel and travel for two fashion models, Botox injections and hair removal, the rental of a yacht in Italy and the purchase of artwork by the London artist Meredith Ostrom, who makes imprints on canvases with her naked, painted body. …
"Mr. Saakashvili is also accused of using public money to fly his massage therapist, Dorothy Stein, into Georgia in 2009. Mr. Saakashvili said he received a massage from Ms. Stein on one occasion only,' but Ms. Stein said she received 2,000 euros to massage him multiple times, including delivering her trademark bite massage.' He gave me a bunch of presents,' said Ms. Stein, who splits her time between Berlin and Hoboken," including a gold necklace.
The Georgian prosecutors also have charged Saakashvili with human rights violations for his violent crackdown on political protesters in 2007.
However, in Herszenhorn's May 31 article about Saakashvili's appointment as Odessa's governor, the Times correspondent (who has behaved more like a pro-Kiev propagandist than an objective reporter) wrote that the criminal charges against Saakashvili and other officials from his government are "widely perceived as a campaign of political retribution."
Herszenhorn didn't say where he had gained that perception, but it is true that Official Washington's neoconservatives will broach no criticism of their longtime hero Saakashvili, who was a big booster of the Iraq War and even named a boulevard in the Georgian capital of Tbilisi in honor of U.S. President George W. Bush.
Saakashvili apparently felt that his close ties to the Bush administration would protect him in summer 2008 when he provoked a border clash with Russian troops over the rebellious territory of South Ossetia. Georgia suffered a sharp military defeat and Saakashvili's political star quickly faded among his countrymen, leading to his party's rejection at the polls and his exile.
But Saakashvili's love of the high life might find similar attitudes among some of the other "carpetbaggers" arriving in Ukraine to take Ukrainian citizenship and get top jobs in the post-coup government. Estonian Jaanika Merilo, an associate of Finance Minister Jaresko's, was brought in to handle Ukraine's foreign investments, but Merilo is best known on the Internet for her provocative party photos.
Janika Merilo, the Estonian being put in charge of arranging foreign investments into Ukraine. (From her Facebook page via Zero Hedge)

Janika Merilo, an Estonian brought into the Ukrainian government to oversee foreign investments. (From her Facebook page via Zero Hedge)

Yet, as much fun as some of these well-connected politicians and bureaucrats may be having in Kiev, the plight of the average Ukrainian continues to worsen as "free-market" reforms demanded by the International Monetary Fund take hold. Those "reforms" have included slashing old-age pensions, removing worker protections, and hiking the price of heating fuel.
Now, the latest "democratic" reform is to appoint a neocon politician on the run from his own country's criminal justice system to govern what is likely to be a hostile population of ethnic Russians in Odessa.
On May 2, 2014, neo-Nazi street fighters set fire to Odessa's Trade Union Building and burned alive dozens of ethnic Russians who had taken refuge there. The building was also spray-painted with Nazi slogans, including praise for the Galician SS, a Ukrainian force that fought with the Nazis and slaughtered Jews. [See Consortiumnews.com's "Ukraine's Dr. Strangelove Reality."]
Overseeing that tense city now is an unelected ex-Georgian neocon politician who is facing charges in his homeland for human rights abuses and misuse of government funds more "democracy promotion" in the tragic land of Ukraine.
https://consortiumnews.com/2015/06/02/ne...-province/

Paul Rigby Wrote:I wrongly assumed the objective was to propel the object by conventional means.

Apparently not, at least in the American-run freak-show that is rump Ukraine:

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The annual dance of the midget fascist nonce, a venerable national tradition reaching all the way back into the mists of 2014, has once again taken place in the nuthouse that is CIA-run rump Ukraine:

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Lyashko's liking for a good public roughing up appears undiminished.

In the last clip, it's the way they all take their seats again and resume as if nothing had happened. ::laughingdog::

It seems to me to be sophisticated re-interpretation of Terry Wogan's Floral Dance.


Albeit without the flora. Or Terry Wogan.


Personally, I also enjoy "Dwile Flunking" - where a beer soaked rag is lobbed at a circle of well oiled dancers - a village entertainment that I once was entertained by outside the Moot House in Aldeburgh, Suffolk.

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However, neither compare to Drinking Football, which in the village of my childhood, was played on a full sized football pitch where all team members had to comport themselves in fancy dress. Usual choices were variations of full length evening gowns complete with an accompanying parasol and elbow length formal gloves. Whenever a goal was scored it was compulsory for the scoring team to run off the pitch and hurriedly down a pint of bitter from the full sized oak barrel on the sidelines, before returning to the fray. Competitive sport and quaffing large quantities of alcohol rarely result in any form of sporting achievement. Likewise with politics, I guess.


Ukraine has nothing on sweet English village sporting activities of a bygone age.