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Maybe JFK sneezed when he was dead?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12160874

Quote:11 January 2011 Last updated at 10:38 Share this pageFacebookTwitterShareEmailPrint
Italian man shot in head sneezes out bullet and lives
An Italian man has astonished doctors by sneezing a bullet out through his nose after being shot in the head.

Darco Sangermano, 28, had been taken to hospital in Naples for emergency treatment after being hit by a stray bullet during New Year's Eve celebrations.

The bullet passed behind his right eye and lodged in his nostril, but miraculously did no serious damage.

He is expected to make a full recovery, doctors say.

Mr Sangermano had spent New Year's Eve with his girlfriend in Naples.

As the city sky exploded in a traditional celebration of fireworks, firecrackers - and the occasional high-spirited blast of firearms - he was wandering the streets when a stray .22 calibre bullet struck him on the side of the head, behind his right eye.

Bleeding heavily, he was rushed to hospital.

But while he was waiting for doctors he sneezed - and the bullet popped out of his right nostril.

Doctors say it had been slowed down when it hit his skull - which almost certainly saved his sight, as well as his life.

Mr Sangermano is expected to undergo laser surgery on his right eye's damaged retina.

I thought about this theory for about....ah...one second and decided, no.

This was predicted by Nostrildamus.

Maybe it was a snuff movie?

It's snot for me to say.

Although with all this "Sex Freak" nonsense flying about, JFK may have been suffering from sniffle-is.

Blow me!

Can't catch sniffle-is that way.

Ok,I've stopped laughing now.I actually had my own run-in with a stray .22 cal bullet.The shot was fired from such a distance,that when it hit me it broke the skin surface,but didn't enter into my side.It hurt like hell,and left a bruise about the size of a baseball.Lucky me,eh?

The ex-septum to the rule I would imagine, Keith.

Which in Blighty we term: "lucky bugger!"