17-02-2009, 08:28 PM
My favorite joke:
Two old friends meet after years apart. One of them can't contain himself as he starts bragging about his new hearing aide. "It's UNBELIEVABLE!" he exclaims. "I can hear the world like I never heard it before. I can hear my baby cry, my wife tell me she loves me ... And believe me, all the doctors said I'd never hear anything again. What a machine! What a Godsend! It cost fifty thousand dollars, all I had to my name, but I'd spend it all over again. A miracle I tell you!"
The other one says, "What a wonderful hearing aide. What kind is it?"
And his friend says, "Quarter to five."
Two old friends meet after years apart. One of them can't contain himself as he starts bragging about his new hearing aide. "It's UNBELIEVABLE!" he exclaims. "I can hear the world like I never heard it before. I can hear my baby cry, my wife tell me she loves me ... And believe me, all the doctors said I'd never hear anything again. What a machine! What a Godsend! It cost fifty thousand dollars, all I had to my name, but I'd spend it all over again. A miracle I tell you!"
The other one says, "What a wonderful hearing aide. What kind is it?"
And his friend says, "Quarter to five."