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FIFA financial watchdog arrested in Cayman Islands on money laundering charge - David Guyatt - 08-09-2014 Gotta larf! What else is a "financial watchdog" for these days, than laundering dirty money and general corruption? Gotta larf twice when I read that the Compliance and Audit Committee of FIFA asked if he could "share" additional information about his arrest. Now there's a committee with real teeth, eh. Quote:Member of Fifa's financial watchdog arrested on money-laundering charge FIFA financial watchdog arrested in Cayman Islands on money laundering charge - Magda Hassan - 08-09-2014 The Cayman Islands have a world class soccer team don't they? That's why he was there surely.....? FIFA financial watchdog arrested in Cayman Islands on money laundering charge - Magda Hassan - 08-09-2014 What ever happened to they guy in Brasil that did the run? Were they rendezvousing in the Caymans? FIFA financial watchdog arrested in Cayman Islands on money laundering charge - David Guyatt - 08-09-2014 It was Ray Wheelan, head of FIFA "Partner" Match Hospitality turned himself in to police some days later. Clearly he got a tip off to run, but that doesn't appear to have been followed up by the sleuths in Brazil. It is suggested that he might also have been a "partner" in an "international gang" that has made $90 million in illegal world cup ticket sales. Wheelan claimed that his flight from arrest was to give him time to prepare documents for his defence. I can't help but contemplate that his "preparation" possibly involved the use of copious amounts of lighter fluid. Just guessing, obviously. In the run up to the 2014 world cup, Mr. Wheelan apparently exchanged over 900 telephone calls with Algerian ticket pimp, Lamine Fofane, for the sale -- for cash -- of "hospitality packages" at $25,000 a throw -- presumably flogged off, in part anyway, by FIFO officials who didn't have an actual use for the tickets themselves? Just guessing, obviously. Since the publication of the above linked story on 5th August 2014, there's not been another peep about him or the corruption charges. Maybe paying a bribe, er, fine (oh gosh, sorry about that typo!), is all it takes in Brazil to make something as small and insignificant as this to go away? Just guessing, obviously. Meanwhile, on the Cayman Island money laundering issue, I gotta larf one more time when I consider that under FIFA rules, a player can get red-carded for the most innocuous thing - without hope of appeal - whereas, an apparently corrupt FIFA official merely is "asked" to "share" his experiences about being arrested in the Cayman Islands. Maybe he will do so over cocktails, canapés and call-girls with his FIFA colleagues after an exhausting work day back-pocketing cash from selling football tickets to dodgy ticket touts? Just guessing, obviously. FIFA financial watchdog arrested in Cayman Islands on money laundering charge - David Guyatt - 08-09-2014 Meanwhile, President-for-Life, Sepp Idi Blatter, has today announced that despite his prior commitment not to stand for a 5th term as President-for-life, he will now, in fact, stand again. He believes his "mission" remains incomplete, and I agree entirely. For me, there's so much filth, rottenness and corruption inside FIFA that it will take a person of real commitment and power to ensure none of it seeps out further in to public view in the future -- and the only way to do that is cover all the bases for the foreseeable future. After he fulfils his FIFA mission - over the next several decades - I believe he will be appointed as the chairman-for-life of the Federation Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA), where he can use his extensive talents and masterful bristles-less brush to clean up that organisation too. Just guessing, obviously. After that, the world is his oyster. |