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Trumping for Donald - Paul Rigby - 18-06-2015

Put a rug in the White House:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152952750201961&set=a.59015636960.67744.557801960&type=1&theater


Trumping for Donald - David Guyatt - 20-06-2015

Paul Rigby Wrote:Put a rug in the White House:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152952750201961&set=a.59015636960.67744.557801960&type=1&theater

You should never mock as comb over.

You never know, one day you may need one yourself.

Allow me to introduce you to my comb-over gallery created for the discerning gentleman. Sadly not featured is the "Scargill" where the hair growing out of the ear is nurtured over many years until it is long enough to be combed-over the bald hear. It is a similar concept to the moustache-cum-comb-over rug that is featured in my foregoing gallery.

Enquiries for gentlemen who are hair challenged should be addressed to my PM for a quote for immediate and discrete assistance.


Trumping for Donald - Paul Rigby - 21-06-2015

David Guyatt Wrote:
Paul Rigby Wrote:Put a rug in the White House:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152952750201961&set=a.59015636960.67744.557801960&type=1&theater

You should never mock as comb over.

You never know, one day you may need one yourself.

Allow me to introduce you to my comb-over gallery created for the discerning gentleman. Sadly not featured is the "Scargill" where the hair growing out of the ear is nurtured over many years until it is long enough to be combed-over the bald hear. It is a similar concept to the moustache-cum-comb-over rug that is featured in my foregoing gallery.

Enquiries for gentlemen who are hair challenged should be addressed to my PM for a quote for immediate and discrete assistance.

I've given my fellow follicly-challenged blue, Wayne (Rooney), your number, telling him you're known as Granny Guyatt the Trichologist.

For my own part - now, sadly, long gone - I refuse to countenance marching into a barber's and demanding "a full Ralph Coates, please." No, it's shave the remaining hairs to the bone and be done with it.

Incidentally, the secret of Trumping has been revealed: https://twitter.com/TIME/status/612387058234040320

"Boardroom fabulous," indeed.


Trumping for Donald - David Guyatt - 22-06-2015

Paul Rigby Wrote:
David Guyatt Wrote:
Paul Rigby Wrote:Put a rug in the White House:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152952750201961&set=a.59015636960.67744.557801960&type=1&theater

You should never mock as comb over.

You never know, one day you may need one yourself.

Allow me to introduce you to my comb-over gallery created for the discerning gentleman. Sadly not featured is the "Scargill" where the hair growing out of the ear is nurtured over many years until it is long enough to be combed-over the bald hear. It is a similar concept to the moustache-cum-comb-over rug that is featured in my foregoing gallery.

Enquiries for gentlemen who are hair challenged should be addressed to my PM for a quote for immediate and discrete assistance.

I've given my fellow follicly-challenged blue, Wayne (Rooney), your number, telling him you're known as Granny Guyatt the Trichologist.

For my own part - now, sadly, long gone - I refuse to countenance marching into a barber's and demanding "a full Ralph Coates, please." No, it's shave the remaining hairs to the bone and be done with it.

Incidentally, the secret of Trumping has been revealed: https://twitter.com/TIME/status/612387058234040320

"Boardroom fabulous," indeed.

Ah yes, Wayne. I earlier helped his father with various concerns he had. Unfortunately, the gentleman was later arrested for fixing football matches. Which just goes to show that helping the less fortunate has its drawbacks. Now I'm defending him in court resplendent in my own white powdered, rolled and permed rug.


Trumping for Donald - David Guyatt - 10-07-2015

Oh dear.

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POLL: DONALD TRUMP LEADS THE PACK AS GOP FRONTRUNNER








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Real estate billionaire Donald Trump bested 15 other GOP candidates to lead the pack, thanks to his strong stance against illegal immigration, according to an Economist/YouGov poll.

Trump trounced runner-up former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush: 15 percent of Republicans selected him as their first choice, and 12 percent as their second. Bush trailed him by four points, with 11 percent saying he's their first choice, and only seven percent as their second.
A quarter of Republican voters picked him as their first or second choice for the GOP presidential nominee. The pollsters note that Trump's blistering attack on illegal immigrants and the crimes they commit on U.S. soil has "struck a chord" with fed-up voters. Two thirds of Trump supporters back a Tea Party agenda and are more likely to identify as "very conservative" than other Republicans who chose GOP establishment figures such as South Carolina Sen. Lindsay Graham (one percent) or former New York Gov. George Pataki (nonexistent).
Forty-nine percent of Republicans view Trump favorably, while 43 percent view him unfavorably.
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Sales in tuft's and toupee's are expected to explode.


Trumping for Donald - Magda Hassan - 10-07-2015

As things go he is slightly less insane than the rest of the GOP lunatics. This is not a compliment.