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ET encounter protection - Susan Grant - 01-04-2010
Oh my - this is an e-mail I just received from my insurance company.
quote" Susan, the aliens are out there. Get covered with Swinton. They're out there and Swinton will make sure you're protected.
Some of their promises:
In February the MOD released files detailing hundreds of UFO sightings across the UK. In response Swinton have created ET Encounter Protection.
This could give you the peace-of-mind of knowing you're covered for close encounters of 'any' kind - from getting '"jelly legs" when you spot a UFO to providing for your family in the event of an alien abduction.
Got to get this insurance.
Oooh my legs just went to jelly cos' I saw an Unidentified Flying Object
How much will you pay me?
Another scenario.
Husband/wife/partner just left
Oooh they were abducted by aliens.
How much will you pay me?
ET encounter protection - Helen Reyes - 10-04-2010
"I'm sorry, teacher. The aliens abducted my homework."