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Would sir like capsicum spray with his pasta? - Magda Hassan - 29-12-2008 Man caught with penis in pasta jar ... near Nobbys Beach Stephen Ryan November 20, 2008 A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday. Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said. Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26. Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon. Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights. The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car. Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him. They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction. Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did. He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent". He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken. The Herald, Newcastle ******************************************************** The mind boggles! I wonder what the Jack Russell terrier was for? Would sir like capsicum spray with his pasta? - Peter Lemkin - 29-12-2008 Don't the police have better things to do than to go after 'crimes' without a victim?.....anyway he's lucky he wasn't in the USA - he'd likely have been shot by the police for pointing a weapon at them. Would sir like capsicum spray with his pasta? - David Guyatt - 29-12-2008 Must've been a hell of a sauce... Would sir like capsicum spray with his pasta? - Keith Millea - 29-12-2008 I'm not touching this story.Hey! Wait,i didn't mean to say touching,honest.:p Keith Would sir like capsicum spray with his pasta? - Kate Story - 16-02-2009 What department of the government does this one work for?