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5 rules to remember in life: - Bernice Moore - 10-12-2011

[B]5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:[/B]


[B]1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.[/B]





[B]2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.[/B]





[B]3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.[/B]




[B]4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.[/B]





[B]5. Alcohol does[/B][B] [/B][B]not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.[/B]