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Jokes from the Unexplained - Charles Drago - 23-09-2012
1. How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
2. How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
3. What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
4. Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
5. Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
6. A man walks into a bar and says, "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired"
7. A baby seal walks into a club.
8. A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her?
Substance abuse and loneliness.
9. A blind inmate walks into a bar.