29-03-2009, 01:27 PM
BREAKING NEWS ...
DNA tests have revealed that the parents of Trig "Drool in the Sun" Palin are none other than Bristol "Community Chest" Palin and Rich Uncle Pennybags (shown below reacting to the news that his latest deposit was generating more than interest).
Sarah Palin, who worked the Boardwalk for years and won second prize in a beauty contest, brought the two together. "I guess Bristol really took a ride on his red thing ... er, Reading," she gushed.
Mr. Pennybags would not comment on the fee charged by Sarah for docking rights in Bristol Harbor, but inside sources assure us that the proud grandmother/pimp did not offer free parking, let alone free docking.
DNA tests have revealed that the parents of Trig "Drool in the Sun" Palin are none other than Bristol "Community Chest" Palin and Rich Uncle Pennybags (shown below reacting to the news that his latest deposit was generating more than interest).
Sarah Palin, who worked the Boardwalk for years and won second prize in a beauty contest, brought the two together. "I guess Bristol really took a ride on his red thing ... er, Reading," she gushed.
Mr. Pennybags would not comment on the fee charged by Sarah for docking rights in Bristol Harbor, but inside sources assure us that the proud grandmother/pimp did not offer free parking, let alone free docking.