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  1. What Real Trials of Entrapment of Me by 'Jihad Jane' Might Achieve

    What Real Trials of the Entrapment of Me by 'Jihad Jane' Might Achieve
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    Trowbridge H. Ford
    I want to sue Swedish and American authorities for aiding and abetting the attempt by Colleen Larose aka 'Jihad Jane' and Gwrhyr to steal my identify, and then claim that I was the white Islamist she was seeking to assassinate Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks - what the authorities in Washington and Stockholm wanted so that I could be imprisoned for life for being a terrorist, and spy working
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  2. It was a hard day's night

    I am reliably informed by Cashback's secretary and the Waugh sisters that a number of listeners tweeted complaints last night to the effect that live Tawainese coverage of the Arse's entirely fortuitous victory concluded with what appeared to be the sound of a shotgun blast demolishing a window in the Blue Bore public house; soon to be followed by what appeared to be the shrieks of a terrified elderly summariser claiming benefit of clergy before a masked assassin called "Mad" Hugh. ...
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  3. I am Sir Herbert Tooth and I have tonight been sacked by Sky TV

    In an outrage unparalled since the last one perpetrated by the Dirty Digger, I was this evening relieved of all further expert summariser duties on Sky Cotswold's Live Premiership Action after I was branded a sexist oaf by a deranged lesbian newscaster with a humour-deficiency and outsized thighs.

    These are the facts as I have established them to the complete satisfaction of Lady Tooth, though not necessarily to that of her brother, Wing Commander "Mad" Hugh Effingham, ...
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