What's the time, sir?
Oh, just a minute while I consult my donkey's balls.
Hilarious.
From this side of the pond, we had The Carol Burnett Show:
Watch to the end and you know where the magic bullet theory came from.
Okay, it's a jestfest then!
On your side of the pond you have Luke.
But here we have Rupert. Mr. Terminator. Number 3. And the magic fish-knife
Wow! A challenge to a jest fest? Wow, and you have the deep well of British humor to draw from. Jeez, David, that's like 'Tails, I lose. Heads, you win.'
Nothing can top the Donkey's Balls, but here's a classic from the Carol Burnett Show.
Sadly that Youtube clip is blocked here in the UK - I guess for copyright reasons.
Thanks to the miracle of Private Tunnel I just managed to watch it.
Loved it!