Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

[Bernice Moore]

:handkiss:





[B]Q:Where can men over the age[/B]
[B]of 60 find younger, sexy[/B]
[B]women who are interested[/B]
[B]in them?[/B]








[B]A:Try a bookstore, under fiction.[/B]








[B]Q:What can a man do while his[/B]
[B]wife is going through[/B]
[B]menopause?[/B]








[B]A:Keep busy. If you're handy with[/B]
[B]tools, you can finish the basement.[/B]
[B]When you're done you'll have a[/B]
[B]place to live.[/B]








[B]Q:Someone has told me that[/B]
[B]menopause is mentioned in[/B]
[B]the bible. Is[/B]that true?
[B]Where can[/B]itbefound?








[B]A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:[/B]
[B]"And Mary rode Joseph's ass[/B]
[B]all the way to Egypt .."[/B]








[B]Q:How can you increase the[/B]
[B]heart rate of your 60-plus[/B]
[B]year old husband?[/B]








[B]A:Tell him you're pregnant.[/B]








[B]Q:How can you avoid that[/B]
[B]terrible curse of the elderly[/B]
[B]wrinkles?[/B]








[B]A:Take off your glasses.[/B]








[B]Q:Seriously! What can I do for[/B] [B]these Crow's feet and all[/B] [B]those wrinkles on my face?[/B]








[B]A:Go braless. It will usually pull[/B] [B]them out.[/B]








[B]Q:Why should 60-plus year old[/B] [B]people use valet parking?[/B]








[B]A:Valets don't forget where they[/B] [B]park your car.[/B]








[B]Q:Is it common for 60-plus year[/B] [B]olds to have problems with[/B] [B]short term memory storage?[/B]








[B]A:Storing memory is not a problem,[/B] [B]Retrieving it is the problem.[/B]








[B]Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?[/B]








[B]A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.[/B]








[B]Q:Where should 60-plus year[/B] [B]olds look for eye glasses?[/B]








[B]A:On their foreheads.[/B]








[B]Q:What is the most common[/B] [B]remark made by 60-plus[/B] [B]year olds when they enter antique stores?[/B]








[B]A:"Gosh, I remember these!"[/B]






SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?:adore:

[Charles Drago]

What do 80-year olds smell like?








Depends.

[Bernice Moore]

A5 35

[Keith Millea]

[size=12]
[/SIZE] Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course.. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To the select few women who can handle it!
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:driver:

[Magda Hassan]

:damnmate:

[Keith Millea]

:damnmate:

OK,I GIVE,I GIVE!!!! :help:

Have a good weekend Magda. :ciao:

[Magda Hassan]

Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: Depends how thinly you slice them.