US politicians and Israel

[David Guyatt]

So Carly Fiorina has announced that her FIRST phone call as President would be to her good friend, Bibi Netanyahu. Now, I've been following politics for over 30 years, and I suddenly realized that until recently you would never have heard an American politician say something like that. It would have sounded really weird. But in the last 15+ years, it's become almost normal (especially in the GOP, but also in the Dem Party). The growing influence of Zionist Neo-Conservatives on our political and media establishment is really disturbing.

Especially after hearing the definitive funeral orations on the death of the neocons and how they had completely self-destructed. Not.

If I were elected my first phone call would be to Putin to apologize for past US leaders for repeatedly fucking over and breaking promises to Russia since the end of the cold war, and suggest that in future we work together for for a better future. That's the second reason why I'd never get elected.

My second tellingbone call would be Tony Blair to tell him he's going to be charged with war crimes. Which is the third reason I'd never get elected.

My third call would be to Bibi to tell him that I'm nominating Israel for a war crimes prosecution. Which is the first reason I'd never get elected.

My last call would be to my lawyer to warn him that I'm about to be deposed and/or suicided on the order of at least three current or former heads of state and their elite sponsors.

Then I'd go down the pub, buy a couple of pints of Adnams bitter and listen to this. Not because I need that sort of healing but because I just love the upbeat and happy arrangements of the Hot 8 Brass Band. And if you're going to go out, then go out happy and smiling and resolutely offering a two finger salute to the crazed, sad fucks that presently happen run our world.
::coolrock:: ::thumbsup::::::::