Am I talking balls?

[Paul Rigby]

In the words of Carly Simon, Nobody does it better/Makes me feel sad for the rest/Nobody does it half as good as you/Baby, you're the best.

Yes, let me extend a warm welcome within this thread to the Foreign Office, arguably the ghastliest organisation on earth, in the form of a press release.

Here are some seriously engorged balls:

UK welcomes initial report into airstrike on funeral hall in Yemen

From:Foreign & Commonwealth Office and Tobias Ellwood MP
First published:15 October 2016
Part of:Yemen

The UK welcomes the release of the initial investigation into reports of an airstrike hitting a funeral hall in Sana'a, Yemen on 8 October

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-we...l-in-yemen

Here are the major findings:

• The Houthis cynically moved the funeral hall and its occupants directly into the path of the falling bombs, which were precision instruments launched against an Iranian death ray
  
• It is imperative that the UK sells even more arms, at incredibly inflated prices, to the Saudis
  
• There is, with any luck, no military solution to the war in Yemen, unlike in Syria, where the complete triumph of the CIA's Islamic Contras would solve everything
  
• Only agents of the Kremlin refuse to take seriously the Saudi report into the Saudi atrocity
  

Sir Herbert Tooth last night praised the FO for refusing to be intimidated by an unholy alliance of anti-semitic, homophobic, and misogynistic Corbynista-Trumpers who have objected to Saudi Arabia's invasion of Yemen, and its war against the country's civilian population. "There's some serious moolah to be earned here from the No 1 camel jockey," he insisted, adding "and anyone who threatens to get in the way of this nice little earner should be smeared, fitted up or assassinated as a matter of urgency. And don't forget to vote for the lesbian in November."