18-03-2010, 04:47 AM
Charles Drago Wrote:Just last night two beautiful women tried to pick me up.
It's true. I heard them.
They watched me walk by. Then one said to the other, "Get him!"
Charles...true story:
Last year I finished lunch one Tuesday at a popular eatery.
I walked back outside to my car. Two 20ish Hispanic ladies
were sitting in a nearby car. As I opened my car door, one
of them approached me and asked flirtatiously...
"ARE YOU A JOHN?"
Of course everyone knows what "a John" is in that business.
Keep in mind that I am 82, but they took me for someone
much younger. I replied...
"NO, I'M A JACK. MY DAD WAS A JOHN"...playing straight.
She said...
"ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT MY JOHN? YOU AND I USED
TO WORK TOGETHER. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM."
By that time I was behind the wheel, closed the door, and
started the motor. As I drove away, she stood there with
her hands on hips.
First time I was ever "propositioned". Many years too late.
I guess I consider it a compliment that she thought a guy
of my age was a customer.
Jack
