Alliteration in the service of mammon

[Paul Rigby]

From Alliterati Weekly:

WOOER WANTED FOR WILD, WIGGLY, WONDROUS WENCH!

Witty, well-endowed, warm-hearted wench wants worry-free, wicked, winsome weatherman with whiskers to work wonders (who's also willing to wax forth about wind sleeves, weathercocks and weather-vanes while making wild and wonderful whoopee).

Response:

Wealthy, well-endowed willy wielding weasel,
Wants wicked way with wiggly wench,
Will willingly woo and waffle if wooing wins whelk entry,
To Wonderland without waiting or wampum.

Well?

Trying saying that after the ministrations of a Bishop's Finger (or two).