Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

[Bernice Moore]

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[B]Q:Where can men over the age[/B]
[B]of 60 find younger, sexy[/B]
[B]women who are interested[/B]
[B]in them?[/B]








[B]A:Try a bookstore, under fiction.[/B]








[B]Q:What can a man do while his[/B]
[B]wife is going through[/B]
[B]menopause?[/B]








[B]A:Keep busy. If you're handy with[/B]
[B]tools, you can finish the basement.[/B]
[B]When you're done you'll have a[/B]
[B]place to live.[/B]








[B]Q:Someone has told me that[/B]
[B]menopause is mentioned in[/B]
[B]the bible. Is[/B]that true?
[B]Where can[/B]itbefound?








[B]A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:[/B]
[B]"And Mary rode Joseph's ass[/B]
[B]all the way to Egypt .."[/B]








[B]Q:How can you increase the[/B]
[B]heart rate of your 60-plus[/B]
[B]year old husband?[/B]








[B]A:Tell him you're pregnant.[/B]








[B]Q:How can you avoid that[/B]
[B]terrible curse of the elderly[/B]
[B]wrinkles?[/B]








[B]A:Take off your glasses.[/B]








[B]Q:Seriously! What can I do for[/B] [B]these Crow's feet and all[/B] [B]those wrinkles on my face?[/B]








[B]A:Go braless. It will usually pull[/B] [B]them out.[/B]








[B]Q:Why should 60-plus year old[/B] [B]people use valet parking?[/B]








[B]A:Valets don't forget where they[/B] [B]park your car.[/B]








[B]Q:Is it common for 60-plus year[/B] [B]olds to have problems with[/B] [B]short term memory storage?[/B]








[B]A:Storing memory is not a problem,[/B] [B]Retrieving it is the problem.[/B]








[B]Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?[/B]








[B]A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.[/B]








[B]Q:Where should 60-plus year[/B] [B]olds look for eye glasses?[/B]








[B]A:On their foreheads.[/B]








[B]Q:What is the most common[/B] [B]remark made by 60-plus[/B] [B]year olds when they enter antique stores?[/B]








[B]A:"Gosh, I remember these!"[/B]






SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?:adore: