14-05-2010, 10:16 PM
I have been accused, and found guilty without due process, by my two eldest of "technology denial," which apparently ranks somewhere between Holocaust revisionism and a terrible fashion sense. I have therefore resolved to become au fait with a modish communications medium; and have plumped for "Tweeting" due to my complete igorance of the alternatives. Plus it's supposed to involve less than 150-ish words.
Here, then, is my debut as a Tweeter:
If this doesn't bring about a Green Revolution in Iran, I'll eat my hat. Now, where do I send this masterpiece? And can you concoct anything to beat my Tweet? A really first-rate Tweet must seemingly be vacuous, self-dramatising and bathetic. Do you have what it takes to achieve Tweet greatness?
Here, then, is my debut as a Tweeter:
Quote:On the way home from work this evening, I was nearly run over by a tanned, mature dwarf on a bicycle.
If this doesn't bring about a Green Revolution in Iran, I'll eat my hat. Now, where do I send this masterpiece? And can you concoct anything to beat my Tweet? A really first-rate Tweet must seemingly be vacuous, self-dramatising and bathetic. Do you have what it takes to achieve Tweet greatness?
"There are three sorts of conspiracy: by the people who complain, by the people who write, by the people who take action. There is nothing to fear from the first group, the two others are more dangerous; but the police have to be part of all three,"
Joseph Fouche
Joseph Fouche