21-12-2008, 02:50 PM
In re the Lewinski affair, George Carlin spoke to the manner in which standards have been lowered.
"JFK had Marilyn Monroe. Bill Clinton stuck his dick in a government clerk."
If I may summon the requisite audacity to paraphrase the master:
In terms of presidential blackmail, we've gone from Ellen Rometsch to Jeff Gannon.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go poke out my mind's eye.
"JFK had Marilyn Monroe. Bill Clinton stuck his dick in a government clerk."
If I may summon the requisite audacity to paraphrase the master:
In terms of presidential blackmail, we've gone from Ellen Rometsch to Jeff Gannon.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go poke out my mind's eye.