Bigger Than Enron - Madoff Pyramid Scheme

[Mark Stapleton]

Oh, that does ring true doesn't it?
Endless weekends at Bernie's.
Fancy those records gone, hey, you'd have thought.

I did hear Madoff was under 'house arrest'. Why isn't he sharing a remand cell with Butch McDick like every other schmuck?

That's what probably would have happened had Madoff not pleaded guilty to fraud--and thus made it possible for the rich investors to recoup their losses.

Now he'll be OK. After he gets his slap on the wrist, he'll be able to kick back in one of his mansions in NYC. If things get a little hot for Bernie, then he can always consider a comfortable retirement in Israel with all the other billionaire investors. But they won't go until they've squeezed every last drop out of the hapless American taxpayer.