Police find body in bag at MI6 man's London flat

[Magda Hassan]

The paper claimed police had established that Williams, a single man, had a record of engaging in autoerotic practices, and that the greatest likelihood was that he had died as result of an experiment going wrong.

It would be a rare man in the City of London who has not engaged in 'auto erotic' practices on a regular basis probably daily basis but universally they manage to do it in such a way that is satisfying and safe and sure to satisfy. Not much room for Mrs Palmer and her five daughters to have their way with the one eyed trouser snake in such accommodation.

But then a wacko theory like this is maybe not so odd for a bunch who came up with using semen for ink.