23-11-2010, 07:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 23-11-2010, 07:30 PM by Peter Lemkin.)
The Shoe Bomber got us to have to take off our shoes at airports.
The Underpants Bomber got us to have to have backscater X-ray or grope-the-groin at airports.
And what is to stop someone from having false teeth filled with explosives, so I suggest peremptory dental exams and X-rays.
I'm sure they'll soon come up with a bomber caught just in the nick of time with a bomb in his anus, so we'll all have to have rectal exams at airports.
Hey, fact is, as I stated before, the only way to be sure is to CT-scan everyone*, including the kids, dogs and baggage...oh what fun it is to fly these days....please someone bring back non-luxury liner ocean-crossing boats!
*anything suspicious looking would be dealt with with surgery at gunpoint - and no opting out!!
It might just be easier and quicker to either waterboard everyone a few times, and ask them if they have any explosives and packed their bags themselves - or - cancel aviation altogether - the safest solution of all.
The Underpants Bomber got us to have to have backscater X-ray or grope-the-groin at airports.
And what is to stop someone from having false teeth filled with explosives, so I suggest peremptory dental exams and X-rays.
I'm sure they'll soon come up with a bomber caught just in the nick of time with a bomb in his anus, so we'll all have to have rectal exams at airports.
Hey, fact is, as I stated before, the only way to be sure is to CT-scan everyone*, including the kids, dogs and baggage...oh what fun it is to fly these days....please someone bring back non-luxury liner ocean-crossing boats!
*anything suspicious looking would be dealt with with surgery at gunpoint - and no opting out!!
It might just be easier and quicker to either waterboard everyone a few times, and ask them if they have any explosives and packed their bags themselves - or - cancel aviation altogether - the safest solution of all.
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"If there is no struggle there is no progress. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and never will" - Frederick Douglass
"Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience! People are obedient in the face of poverty, starvation, stupidity, war, and cruelty. Our problem is that grand thieves are running the country. That's our problem!" - Howard Zinn
"If there is no struggle there is no progress. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and never will" - Frederick Douglass