06-03-2011, 10:27 AM
Paul Krassner: The Coke Brothers Conspiracy
5th March 2011
THE COKE BROTHERS CONSPIRACY
By Paul Krassner
I was fortunate enough to accompany Ken Kesey and his psychedelic Band of Merry Pranksters when the Grateful Dead played the Pyramidsand wonat a series of outdoor concerts in 1978. During that week, Kesey and I were dinner guests at the home of an Egyptian family in Cairo. Later, the men smoked hashish from a huge hookah. The women stayed in the kitchen, and I grumbled to Kesey about that gender gap.
"When in Rome," he responded, "do as the Egyptians do."
A shy six-year-old girl was peeking us through a beaded curtain, and I waved to her. She waved back, giggled and disappeared. But I have not the slightest doubt that now, at the age of 39, she was among the countless protestors celebrating in the streets those early tremors of freedom. Although 95% of Egyptian women had been victims of forced clitoral circumcision (banned in 1997), suddenly they were no longer considered second-class citizensexcept, of course, for gang rapes.
On the same Sunday in February 2011 that the revolution in Egypt was peaking, I found myself in Rancho Mirage, California, at a rally against David and Charles Kochpronounced "coke"and so I call them the Coke brothers. Many placards featured the Coca-Cola logo on a red background, with the slogan, "Everything goes better without Koch."
The multi-billionaire Coke brothersfunders and manipulators of the Tea Party; oil merchants who opposed reduction of air pollution, claiming that smog prevents skin cancerwere now hosting a secret meeting with 200 wealthy elitists at the Rancho Las Palmas Resort, heavily guarded by sixty Riverside County sheriff deputies in riot gear.
Incidentally, the sheriff is actually named Stan Sniff.
The Coke brothers were beneficiaries of the 2009 Supreme Court decision that granted personhood to corporations, meaning that they could clandestinely support conservative politicians without any accountability, and in 2010 the Court ruling that corporationsand unions, which the Coke brothers are attempting to demolishcould spend unlimited sums on campaign advertising.
The anti-Coke rally was held in a parking lot across the street from the resort. An old friend, Jim Hightowerthe author of There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos and Swim Against the Current: Even a Dead Fish Can Go With the Flowwas speaking. "These Justices are as confused as goats on astroturf," he told the audience of 1,000. "We need to pass a constitutional amendment that says a corporation does not have the rights of a person."
Two weeks later, the mystery behind the Coke brothers conclave would be revealed, linking them to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Koch Industries had been the largest corporate contributor to his campaign, so it's no surprise that Walker was busy sucking up to his puppeteers as he followed their wishes to destroy the American labor movement. In fact, a front group for the Coke brothers has launched a website which propagandizes against all collective bargaining.
While the protesters in Madison were inspiring, the infamous political prank call to Governor Walker from fake David Koch inadvertently disclosed the mindset Walker shared with real David Koch. Fake David said, "We'll back you any way we can. But what we were thinking about the crowd was, uh, was planting some troublemakers." Walker replied, "We thought about that," but he was afraid the plan might backfire.
"I hate to be rude and intrude on a secret meeting," Jim Hightower had said at the Uncloak Koch rally, "but there comes a time when America's imperiled democracy requires ordinary grass root people to rebel, and to be rude enough to intrude on the people applauding corporate plutocrats who are so rude as to usurp our democratic rights.
"Listen, this billionaires' caucus thought that they could meet secretly, but you pulled back the curtain on them behind which they had been hidingsuch front groups as Americans for Prosperity, the Heritage Foundation, the Manhattan Institute, the Cato Institute, the Federalist Society, Freedom Works, even the Tea Party themselveswe pulled back the curtain and there they are, Charles and David, the modern-day Wizards of Oz, only Ozier, don't you think?"
Later, I went backstage to see Hightower. He had flown in from Texas for the event and was energized by the spirit of this demonstration.
"It ain't Egypt, though," I observed.
"Not exactly," he chuckled.
The Egyptian people want to have regular elections just like we do here in America, as epitomized by the sexist slogan, "One man, one vote." Unfortunately, when the Supreme Court (5-4) designated George Bush as president after his contentious campaign against Al Gore in 2000, that "one man" happened to be Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Years later, after her retirement, O'Connor said that she thought her decision had been a mistake. But, then, we all make mistakes, right?
Paul Krassner is the author of Murder at the Conspiracy Convention and Other American Absurdities, with an introduction by George Carlin, available at paulkrassner.com
5th March 2011
THE COKE BROTHERS CONSPIRACY
By Paul Krassner
I was fortunate enough to accompany Ken Kesey and his psychedelic Band of Merry Pranksters when the Grateful Dead played the Pyramidsand wonat a series of outdoor concerts in 1978. During that week, Kesey and I were dinner guests at the home of an Egyptian family in Cairo. Later, the men smoked hashish from a huge hookah. The women stayed in the kitchen, and I grumbled to Kesey about that gender gap.
"When in Rome," he responded, "do as the Egyptians do."
A shy six-year-old girl was peeking us through a beaded curtain, and I waved to her. She waved back, giggled and disappeared. But I have not the slightest doubt that now, at the age of 39, she was among the countless protestors celebrating in the streets those early tremors of freedom. Although 95% of Egyptian women had been victims of forced clitoral circumcision (banned in 1997), suddenly they were no longer considered second-class citizensexcept, of course, for gang rapes.
On the same Sunday in February 2011 that the revolution in Egypt was peaking, I found myself in Rancho Mirage, California, at a rally against David and Charles Kochpronounced "coke"and so I call them the Coke brothers. Many placards featured the Coca-Cola logo on a red background, with the slogan, "Everything goes better without Koch."
The multi-billionaire Coke brothersfunders and manipulators of the Tea Party; oil merchants who opposed reduction of air pollution, claiming that smog prevents skin cancerwere now hosting a secret meeting with 200 wealthy elitists at the Rancho Las Palmas Resort, heavily guarded by sixty Riverside County sheriff deputies in riot gear.
Incidentally, the sheriff is actually named Stan Sniff.
The Coke brothers were beneficiaries of the 2009 Supreme Court decision that granted personhood to corporations, meaning that they could clandestinely support conservative politicians without any accountability, and in 2010 the Court ruling that corporationsand unions, which the Coke brothers are attempting to demolishcould spend unlimited sums on campaign advertising.
The anti-Coke rally was held in a parking lot across the street from the resort. An old friend, Jim Hightowerthe author of There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos and Swim Against the Current: Even a Dead Fish Can Go With the Flowwas speaking. "These Justices are as confused as goats on astroturf," he told the audience of 1,000. "We need to pass a constitutional amendment that says a corporation does not have the rights of a person."
Two weeks later, the mystery behind the Coke brothers conclave would be revealed, linking them to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Koch Industries had been the largest corporate contributor to his campaign, so it's no surprise that Walker was busy sucking up to his puppeteers as he followed their wishes to destroy the American labor movement. In fact, a front group for the Coke brothers has launched a website which propagandizes against all collective bargaining.
While the protesters in Madison were inspiring, the infamous political prank call to Governor Walker from fake David Koch inadvertently disclosed the mindset Walker shared with real David Koch. Fake David said, "We'll back you any way we can. But what we were thinking about the crowd was, uh, was planting some troublemakers." Walker replied, "We thought about that," but he was afraid the plan might backfire.
"I hate to be rude and intrude on a secret meeting," Jim Hightower had said at the Uncloak Koch rally, "but there comes a time when America's imperiled democracy requires ordinary grass root people to rebel, and to be rude enough to intrude on the people applauding corporate plutocrats who are so rude as to usurp our democratic rights.
"Listen, this billionaires' caucus thought that they could meet secretly, but you pulled back the curtain on them behind which they had been hidingsuch front groups as Americans for Prosperity, the Heritage Foundation, the Manhattan Institute, the Cato Institute, the Federalist Society, Freedom Works, even the Tea Party themselveswe pulled back the curtain and there they are, Charles and David, the modern-day Wizards of Oz, only Ozier, don't you think?"
Later, I went backstage to see Hightower. He had flown in from Texas for the event and was energized by the spirit of this demonstration.
"It ain't Egypt, though," I observed.
"Not exactly," he chuckled.
The Egyptian people want to have regular elections just like we do here in America, as epitomized by the sexist slogan, "One man, one vote." Unfortunately, when the Supreme Court (5-4) designated George Bush as president after his contentious campaign against Al Gore in 2000, that "one man" happened to be Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Years later, after her retirement, O'Connor said that she thought her decision had been a mistake. But, then, we all make mistakes, right?
Paul Krassner is the author of Murder at the Conspiracy Convention and Other American Absurdities, with an introduction by George Carlin, available at paulkrassner.com
"Let me issue and control a nation's money and I care not who writes the laws. - Mayer Rothschild
"Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience! People are obedient in the face of poverty, starvation, stupidity, war, and cruelty. Our problem is that grand thieves are running the country. That's our problem!" - Howard Zinn
"If there is no struggle there is no progress. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and never will" - Frederick Douglass
"Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience! People are obedient in the face of poverty, starvation, stupidity, war, and cruelty. Our problem is that grand thieves are running the country. That's our problem!" - Howard Zinn
"If there is no struggle there is no progress. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and never will" - Frederick Douglass