07-04-2011, 10:55 PM
Two Jews (don't know why the characters' religion is relevant to the joke, but what the hell ... ) are playing golf. They're pretty good, but they're stuck behind two women who are terrible and slow.
One of the Jews says, "I'll go down and ask them if we can play through." He gets half-way to the women, turns, and comes back.
His partner says, "What happened?"
The first Jew says, "One of those women is my wife, and the other one is my mistress."
The second Jew says, "Alright, I'll go." He too gets halfway to the women, turns, and comes back.
"What's YOUR problem?" the first Jew asks.
And the second says, "Small world, isn't it?"
One of the Jews says, "I'll go down and ask them if we can play through." He gets half-way to the women, turns, and comes back.
His partner says, "What happened?"
The first Jew says, "One of those women is my wife, and the other one is my mistress."
The second Jew says, "Alright, I'll go." He too gets halfway to the women, turns, and comes back.
"What's YOUR problem?" the first Jew asks.
And the second says, "Small world, isn't it?"
Charles Drago
Co-Founder, Deep Politics Forum
If an individual, through either his own volition or events over which he had no control, found himself taking up residence in a country undefined by flags or physical borders, he could be assured of one immediate and abiding consequence: He was on his own, and solitude and loneliness would probably be his companions unto the grave.
-- James Lee Burke, Rain Gods
You can't blame the innocent, they are always guiltless. All you can do is control them or eliminate them. Innocence is a kind of insanity.
-- Graham Greene
Co-Founder, Deep Politics Forum
If an individual, through either his own volition or events over which he had no control, found himself taking up residence in a country undefined by flags or physical borders, he could be assured of one immediate and abiding consequence: He was on his own, and solitude and loneliness would probably be his companions unto the grave.
-- James Lee Burke, Rain Gods
You can't blame the innocent, they are always guiltless. All you can do is control them or eliminate them. Innocence is a kind of insanity.
-- Graham Greene