The Danger Of The Fetzer Assassination School

[Seamus Coogan]

Beaten me? Intellectually? You haven't even addressed anything I have said.

And as for your size, yes you're bigger than I am. A lot bigger. Isn't that brave of you to threaten me, a smaller man, with physical harm. But, I'm going to tell you something that is a fact. I got hit in the eye once by a guy your size. It happened right on the street in Austin, Texas. He knocked me down to the ground, blackened my eye. I didn't see it coming. I wasn't expecting it. We were arguing, but it was a city street in a residential neighborhood about 12 Noon, little kids riding their tricycles.

But, I got up and I hit him squarely in the mouth. I split him open from his lip to his chin. Somebody rushed him to the ER. I don't know how many stitches it took to sew him up, but it was quite a few. And now he gets to see my handiwork every time he looks in the mirror.

And I wasn't young at the time. I was in my 50s. Now I'm in my 60s.

So yes, it's dispicable of you to threaten to harm me, a smaller man, or even to raise the issue of physical violence. And now it's out there, so you can't take it back. But, if it came to it, if you assaulted me, I would fight. I would intensely fight.

Man if you listen closely you can hear the sound of the worlds smallest violin playing all the way down in NZ. Why justify myself to a lunatic like yourself? Yes that's what you are. Charles and Al's and eveyone elses opinions are the same as mine. So please go have a long cool drink of shut the F*** up. CD can we please boot this smear off of here?