What was LHO doing in the lunch room?

[Seamus Coogan]

OK, it's a 101 course right here.

But is it History 101 or Stand-Up Comedy 101?

Or are we really talking about Stand-Up Tragedy?

Or Disinformation 401?

Writing only for myself, I have zero patience for neophytes and the half-witty. Especially when agents provocateur frequently introduce themselves by playing just those roles.

As I've said to so many self-focused, would-be jazz players who come unprepared to jam sessions: Practice at home, not on the bandstand.

When you can play "Cherokee" up and in at least four keys, come play here.

Until then, woodshed elsewhere.

Clear?

Well said CD and very true!