07-03-2012, 02:09 AM
1.* Coffee*, n. Connie's doppelganger.
2.* Flubbergasted*, adj. Shocked at the site of a flying car driven by Fred MacMurray.
3.* Cabdicate*, v. Quit your job with the livery service.
4.* Esplanaide*, n. Soft drink served by the sea.
5.* Willy-silly*, n. A penis with a juvenile sense of humor.
6.* Neglagent*, n. Defense attorney in civil liability cases.
7.* Cargoyle*, n. Hood ornament on Notre Dame priest's car.
8.* Fratulence*, n. The result of too many beers at the Delta Phi party.
9.* Baldercash*, n. Profits earned by the owner of the Hair Club for Men.
10.* Jesticle*, n. A joke that just hangs there.
11.* Rectirude*, n. An unauthorized proctologist's attentions.
12.* Pokedon*, n. A Mafia-authorized proctologist.
13.* Soyster*, n. A manufacturer of soy sauce.
14.* Flisbeetarianism*, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof of a geisha house and gets stuck there.
15.* Circumtent*, n. Where a moil sleeps when he's camping.
2.* Flubbergasted*, adj. Shocked at the site of a flying car driven by Fred MacMurray.
3.* Cabdicate*, v. Quit your job with the livery service.
4.* Esplanaide*, n. Soft drink served by the sea.
5.* Willy-silly*, n. A penis with a juvenile sense of humor.
6.* Neglagent*, n. Defense attorney in civil liability cases.
7.* Cargoyle*, n. Hood ornament on Notre Dame priest's car.
8.* Fratulence*, n. The result of too many beers at the Delta Phi party.
9.* Baldercash*, n. Profits earned by the owner of the Hair Club for Men.
10.* Jesticle*, n. A joke that just hangs there.
11.* Rectirude*, n. An unauthorized proctologist's attentions.
12.* Pokedon*, n. A Mafia-authorized proctologist.
13.* Soyster*, n. A manufacturer of soy sauce.
14.* Flisbeetarianism*, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof of a geisha house and gets stuck there.
15.* Circumtent*, n. Where a moil sleeps when he's camping.