The Danger Of The Fetzer Assassination School

[Greg Burnham]

Yes Carruthers, a clear case of research mania I'm afraid. I've heard a small Swiss clinic has cured it by making patients watch re-runs of Peter Jennings...

Now that's FUNNY as hell!

Thanks Albert and Seamus. I won't really kick the neighbor's dog. I live in a high-rise condo in downtown San Diego. Our neighbors have no dogs to kick! But, if they did: BANG, Alice--to the moon!

Which reminds me of one of my two favorite New Yorker cartoons: Two astronauts are on the lunar surface, staring at the body of a housewife resting in a crater, as one of them says, "It's Alice Kramden."

The other: A patient is sitting on an examination table and watching his physician air-dance and tug at his ear. The patient says, "Dancer? Prancer? Dancer? Cancer? I have cancer?"

First runner-up: A doctor is talking to his patient: "Anyway, yada-yada-yada, it was malignant."

Second runner-up: A doctor stands at the foot of an empty bed and says, "Good news, Mrs. Jones. I think we got all of it."

Very funny, Charles. Sincerely--funny...

Unfortunately...I don't think "we got all of it" -- nope. Not at all. There will be more of these assholes the closer we come to the 50th. And that is their plan. They are malignant. And those of their ilk will grow...unless?

:flames:

EDIT: I wrote Jan! It was getting late last night. I meant Charles! Very funny Charles!