29-03-2009, 01:27 PM
BREAKING NEWS ...
DNA tests have revealed that the parents of Trig "Drool in the Sun" Palin are none other than Bristol "Community Chest" Palin and Rich Uncle Pennybags (shown below reacting to the news that his latest deposit was generating more than interest).
Sarah Palin, who worked the Boardwalk for years and won second prize in a beauty contest, brought the two together. "I guess Bristol really took a ride on his red thing ... er, Reading," she gushed.
Mr. Pennybags would not comment on the fee charged by Sarah for docking rights in Bristol Harbor, but inside sources assure us that the proud grandmother/pimp did not offer free parking, let alone free docking.
DNA tests have revealed that the parents of Trig "Drool in the Sun" Palin are none other than Bristol "Community Chest" Palin and Rich Uncle Pennybags (shown below reacting to the news that his latest deposit was generating more than interest).
Sarah Palin, who worked the Boardwalk for years and won second prize in a beauty contest, brought the two together. "I guess Bristol really took a ride on his red thing ... er, Reading," she gushed.
Mr. Pennybags would not comment on the fee charged by Sarah for docking rights in Bristol Harbor, but inside sources assure us that the proud grandmother/pimp did not offer free parking, let alone free docking.
Charles Drago
Co-Founder, Deep Politics Forum
If an individual, through either his own volition or events over which he had no control, found himself taking up residence in a country undefined by flags or physical borders, he could be assured of one immediate and abiding consequence: He was on his own, and solitude and loneliness would probably be his companions unto the grave.
-- James Lee Burke, Rain Gods
You can't blame the innocent, they are always guiltless. All you can do is control them or eliminate them. Innocence is a kind of insanity.
-- Graham Greene
Co-Founder, Deep Politics Forum
If an individual, through either his own volition or events over which he had no control, found himself taking up residence in a country undefined by flags or physical borders, he could be assured of one immediate and abiding consequence: He was on his own, and solitude and loneliness would probably be his companions unto the grave.
-- James Lee Burke, Rain Gods
You can't blame the innocent, they are always guiltless. All you can do is control them or eliminate them. Innocence is a kind of insanity.
-- Graham Greene