You can't win with a racist. But I'm trying anyhow: Could I get a little help here?

[Max Blair]

I'm afraid that "love-link" is not a very useful term of art.

On the other hand, "peer-reviewed link" avoids all confusion and keeps the conversation elevated.

FWIW.

You're right. Do you want me to apologize? I write the occasional crummy word pairing, don't you?

Thank you.

No.

Hardly ever.

I don't know you, so I can't really respond to that substantially. But I will say that someone who thinks his poop doesn't stink probably has a history of rheumatic fever or similar medical conditions that adversely affect the sense of smell.