12-08-2013, 09:14 PM
"Sorry, conspiracy theorists,
modern forensic science shows
that John F. Kennedy was likely killed
by "one guy with a grudge and a gun'
said the agent of alias and slander
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The one guy wasn't up there
never owned that gun
and per his wife bore no grudge
Professor Poobah would have us believe
The killer awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a chin from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the stairs
Oh, but wait
He was not on the stairs
Was not at the window
Bore no GSR or grudge
And most assuredly could not have fired any then-known projectile
Effecting frontal wounding
From behind
which coincidentally
is where Poobah keeps his head
beware of a giant popping sound
when the box office passes sentence
on Parkland
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modern forensic science shows
that John F. Kennedy was likely killed
by "one guy with a grudge and a gun'
said the agent of alias and slander
[ATTACH=CONFIG]5043[/ATTACH]
The one guy wasn't up there
never owned that gun
and per his wife bore no grudge
Professor Poobah would have us believe
The killer awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a chin from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the stairs
Oh, but wait
He was not on the stairs
Was not at the window
Bore no GSR or grudge
And most assuredly could not have fired any then-known projectile
Effecting frontal wounding
From behind
which coincidentally
is where Poobah keeps his head
beware of a giant popping sound
when the box office passes sentence
on Parkland
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