The Most Interesting Man in the World

[Stan Wilbourne]

Does Phil Dragoo remind anyone of our own DPF version of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," from the Dos Equis commercial?

Yes? Here's what I've recently uncovered:

- James Angleton was spooked by him.

- Kris Kardashian claims to those in her innermost circle he is the father of at least two of her children.

- On a June night in Bangkok in 2009, over an early dinner, he accused David Carradine of "playing it safe."

- He calls Dick Cheney once a month to see if he's up for some duck hunting.

- In a seance, held somewhere in the east on a Halloween night, he channeled the spirit of Helena Blavatsky and told her she had "some nice little theories."

- He sent Donald Rumsfeld a candy gram upon his retirement from public service, advising him to "get some fiber" in his diet.

- Suggested to execs at the Lifetime Network that Emilio Estevez and Ellen DeGeneres play Nelson and David Rockefeller in a proposed bio-pic.

- Ran into Neil Young in a Toronto airport and scolded the Rock icon. "Richard Nixon did not have soul."

- Favorite saying: "That little Dulles..."

Whenever Jonathan Goldsmith decides to hang 'em up, I think Dos Equis has their man.

*This post was made with great admiration and affection for the contributions Phil makes on this forum. In awe, actually.