Banker's deaths

[Lauren Johnson]

That is NOT believable as a 'suicide', sorry! Gruesome! He had some help..... Its my guess that many to most of the suiciding bankers did. Dead men don't talk. Who gained by their deaths?! ::

Now, Peter. Everybody knows it's surprisingly common for someone when trying to shoot themselves in the head goof up on the first shot. They just get a mulligan on that. Everybody knows that high rise hotels are extremely dangerous and cause happy people to suddenly just ... well, ... jump. Everybody knows that real men will can handle a few jolts from a nail gun to the head and then manhandle that sucker and then blast their heart. Everybody knows that when you are shooting someone face to face, surprisingly the bullets can enter into the skull behind the ear. Then it goes on to happy people hanging themselves. Happens all the time. And then there is the ol' driving-the-Mercedes-into-the-fire-hydrant syndrome. Well known. Finally, if you are shooting somebody in the head with a high powered rifle the head of the victim re-coils because of the "jet effect." Well known.

::beammeup::