18-03-2014, 08:27 PM
David Guyatt Wrote:Shock as US and Europe impose raft of major sanctions against Russians and Ukrainian :
By an unnamed Shocked! staff reporter.
The exclusive Shocked! list of the unnamed 7 Russians targeted by the ever so tough US sanction:
Vladimir Tusk - head chauffeur for President Ladyparts
Gernardy Pinktoes - a humble vodka drinker related to Tusk
Sergey Aristotle Sergey - A Duma library worker
Leonid Slut - President Ladyparts part time Judo partner
Dmity Pulloff - Masseur to the duma
Yelena Sendoff - A regular Flyer
Andrea Krisp-ears - One armed kitchen porter to President Ladyparts
Arseny Kickoff - soccer referee for the Federation Council
Boris Blinki - junior financial services janitor
Edmundovich Milibandov was left off the list despite fierce lobbying by The Foetus (W. Vague), not to mention a supporting affidavit from Oleg Implausibilevsky, the former Russian spook, who claims to have witnessed Milibandov's manufacture in the test tube at a notorious Chekist fertility clinic.
Foggy Bottom plumped instead for that notorious red agent, Larry Adler.
"There are three sorts of conspiracy: by the people who complain, by the people who write, by the people who take action. There is nothing to fear from the first group, the two others are more dangerous; but the police have to be part of all three,"
Joseph Fouche
Joseph Fouche