18-03-2014, 11:24 PM
Paul Rigby Wrote:David Guyatt Wrote:Shock as US and Europe impose raft of major sanctions against Russians and Ukrainian :
By an unnamed Shocked! staff reporter.
The exclusive Shocked! list of the unnamed 7 Russians targeted by the ever so tough US sanction:
Vladimir Tusk - head chauffeur for President Ladyparts
Gernardy Pinktoes - a humble vodka drinker related to Tusk
Sergey Aristotle Sergey - A Duma library worker
Leonid Slut - President Ladyparts part time Judo partner
Dmity Pulloff - Masseur to the duma
Yelena Sendoff - A regular Flyer
Andrea Krisp-ears - One armed kitchen porter to President Ladyparts
Arseny Kickoff - soccer referee for the Federation Council
Boris Blinki - junior financial services janitor
Edmundovich Milibandov was left off the list despite fierce lobbying by The Foetus (W. Vague), not to mention a supporting affidavit from Oleg Implausibilevsky, the former Russian spook, who claims to have witnessed Milibandov's manufacture in the test tube at a notorious Chekist fertility clinic.
Foggy Bottom plumped instead for that notorious red agent, Larry Adler.
I think Victorovna Novizemlya, famous for her unique and patented manufacture of delicious animal crackers, got left off too.
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"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.
“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.