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hahahaha! HM Revenue claims serious tax evasion has declined. Hahahahaha!
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It's the way they tell 'em, that make us laugh. Those night club comedians and day-time star gazers working on Her Majesty's coin know how to frolic, jest and spin a yard don't they.

This year we Brits have been bombarded with media stories of some of the worst cases of corporate tax evasion I've ever heard of.

But HM Collectors & Jesters how say they have have assessed the number of Sly Jokes told by business corporations and the ultra wealthy and, yes, believe them.

Hahahaha:

Quote:24 June 2013 Last updated at 00:02

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Serious tax evasion falls to lowest in five years

[Image: _68328325_banner624getty.jpg]There have been protests against large corporations' tax affairs
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The number of cases of serious tax evasion are at their lowest level in the five years, despite widespread belief it is on the rise, according to a report by law firm Pinsent Masons.
HM Revenue and Customs defines tax evasion as "serious" when the sum involved is higher than £50,000 or it is worthy of prosecution.
HMRC found evasion cases fell 16% between the two most recent tax years.
The report comes as governments have vowed to cut corporate tax evasion.
HMRC's local offices reported 2,888 suspected cases of tax evasion, down from 3,456 in the previous 12 months, it said.
Pinsent Masons said that HMRC has stepped up its anti-evasion efforts considerably in recent years, including having new powers, such as being able to impose penalties of up to 200% of the original tax owed if an individual does not declare any income or capital gains that has been hidden from HMRC in an offshore bank account.
'Tools'"This decline in suspected tax evasion doesn't tally with the rhetoric from some quarters that the British economy is being undermined by a chronic under-collection of tax revenues," said Phil Berwick, a partner at the law firm.
"HMRC has plenty of tools at its disposal to catch tax evaders which serves as a huge deterrent to those considering tax evasion."
Last week, the G8 major economies agreed new measures to clamp down on money launderers, illegal tax evaders and corporate tax avoiders.
And on Sunday, US coffee giant Starbucks said it has paid £5m in UK corporation tax - its first such tax payment since 2009. It announced late last year it would pay more corporation tax after a public outcry and an investigation by MPs.
Starbucks has only reported taxable profit once in 15 years in the UK.
"International co-operation has been stepped up significantly as HMRC has striven to curb tax evasion," Mr Berwick added.
"Tax evaders are now realising that HMRC has a much greater ability to tackle evasion, even if individuals conceal their assets abroad."
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14
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:crutch:Sherlock Oooh, look over there! A welfare bludger! Get them!
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx

"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.

“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.
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Yes, welfare is for the poor and destitute who obviously are intensely evil and a drain on society. We all know that.

Corporations only wear white hats, of course, and are to be admired - and feted for future jobs, once the slapstick sojourn has come to an end.
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14
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Quote:according to a report by law firm Pinsent Masons

This is Private Eye satire, surely, m'lud?
"It means this War was never political at all, the politics was all theatre, all just to keep the people distracted...."
"Proverbs for Paranoids 4: You hide, They seek."
"They are in Love. Fuck the War."

Gravity's Rainbow, Thomas Pynchon

"Ccollanan Pachacamac ricuy auccacunac yahuarniy hichascancuta."
The last words of the last Inka, Tupac Amaru, led to the gallows by men of god & dogs of war
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