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Dating is for Turds
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Headline of the year so far:

Worst Tinder nightmare ever: Firefighters rescue woman who got stuck in a window frame trying to retrieve her own poo she'd thrown out of it when she blocked the toilet
  • The unnamed girl had been for a romantic Tinder date at a Nando's in Bristol
  • She returned to her date Liam Smyth's home to watch a film and have a drink
  • But the bizarre night unfolded after she went to the toilet and blocked the pan
  • In panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window into a narrow gap
  • She got stuck in the gap when Smyth lifted her into the window to retreive it

Quote:A woman had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her own excrement - all while at the home of a Tinder date.

The self-proclaimed amateur gymnast had been for a romantic meal at Nando's with student Liam Smyth, 24, before they went back to his place in Bristol for a nightcap.

But a bizarre chain of events unfolded after she went to the toilet and blocked the pan.

In panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window - but it fell down into a narrow gap between two window panes.

She had no choice but to confess to Smyth, who bravely helped lower her out of the bathroom window into the gap between the houses in an attempt to retrieve it - which is when she got stuck.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ement.html
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