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Jack now I want to debate the existance of a spirit more than Darwinism but won't as religious debate gets me in enough hot water as it is. I actually received a warning from my boss because of a debate I was having at work with a muslim, I might have offended him, or his religious views and found myself kicked out of a job... What about the offence to my views? I asked. Apparently being merely views and not 'religious views' makes them significantly less important.
I have now started my own religion based on science that has nothing to do with aliens and volcanoes. As the information from our eyes is upside down and our brain reinterprets that information flipping everything around enabling me to percieve the universe. I have concluded that as the universe I perceive is in fact just my brains interpretation of that information my brain essentially creates everything in the universe when I wake in the morning and open my eyes. So I am God. Now you may be thinking "Ah hah, but when you wake you are merely looking at and therefore only creating what is around you and not the entire universe". And it would seem as though my theory is relative and we are all indeed gods. But that theses would depend on the answer to a question posed often by my disciples "do we exist when you are not here?"
I freely admit I was extremely high when I discovered my new religion after a friend mentioned something about a tree falling in the woods killing a butterfly in a tornado which made no sense but sent my mind racing.
Magda, Brits only show their stupidity in the privacy of their own homes do they? Take a look at this:
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
Oh I really have to go there.
The worm has ate the apples core, beneath the skin lies curled.
Just so many a man lies sore, from the worm within the world.
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Quote: have now started my own religion based on science that has nothing to do with aliens and volcanoes. As the information from our eyes is upside down and our brain reinterprets that information flipping everything around enabling me to percieve the universe. I have concluded that as the universe I perceive is in fact just my brains interpretation of that information my brain essentially creates everything in the universe when I wake in the morning and open my eyes. So I am God. Now you may be thinking "Ah hah, but when you wake you are merely looking at and therefore only creating what is around you and not the entire universe". And it would seem as though my theory is relative and we are all indeed gods. But that theses would depend on the answer to a question posed often by my disciples "do we exist when you are not here?"
I freely admit I was extremely high when I discovered my new religion after a friend mentioned something about a tree falling in the woods killing a butterfly in a tornado which made no sense but sent my mind racing.
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"You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.â€
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Damien Lloyd Wrote:I have now started my own religion based on science that has nothing to do with aliens and volcanoes. As the information from our eyes is upside down and our brain reinterprets that information flipping everything around enabling me to percieve the universe. I have concluded that as the universe I perceive is in fact just my brains interpretation of that information my brain essentially creates everything in the universe when I wake in the morning and open my eyes. So I am God. Now you may be thinking "Ah hah, but when you wake you are merely looking at and therefore only creating what is around you and not the entire universe". And it would seem as though my theory is relative and we are all indeed gods. But that theses would depend on the answer to a question posed often by my disciples "do we exist when you are not here?"
I freely admit I was extremely high when I discovered my new religion after a friend mentioned something about a tree falling in the woods killing a butterfly in a tornado which made no sense but sent my mind racing.
Get away.
I've met God and I know what you look like also, and God didn't look like you. Although there was a family resemblance, I admit.
God is tall. So am I. God has white hair. So do I. God loves grapes. I love red wine too.
And God can see a very long way. And since I have had my cataract operations I can see a gnat scratch his balls at a thousand yards.
I, therefore, have to conclude (and it must by now be clear to everyone else) that I am God and that you are an impostor.
My wrath should descend upon you for trying to purloin my street cred, but I've enough on my hands in Israel as it is.
Sin-cerely Yours,
David Jehovah.
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14
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Quote:And God can see a very long way. And since I have had my cataract operations I can see a gnat scratch his balls at a thousand yards.
Only God can do that!
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Damien Lloyd Wrote:I have now started my own religion based on science that has nothing to do with aliens and volcanoes. As the information from our eyes is upside down and our brain reinterprets that information flipping everything around enabling me to percieve the universe. I have concluded that as the universe I perceive is in fact just my brains interpretation of that information my brain essentially creates everything in the universe when I wake in the morning and open my eyes. So I am God. Now you may be thinking "Ah hah, but when you wake you are merely looking at and therefore only creating what is around you and not the entire universe". And it would seem as though my theory is relative and we are all indeed gods. But that theses would depend on the answer to a question posed often by my disciples "do we exist when you are not here?"
I freely admit I was extremely high when I discovered my new religion after a friend mentioned something about a tree falling in the woods killing a butterfly in a tornado which made no sense but sent my mind racing.
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Get away.
I've met God and I know what you look like also, and God didn't look like you. Although there was a family resemblance, I admit.
God is tall. So am I. God has white hair. So do I. God loves grapes. I love red wine too.
And God can see a very long way. And since I have had my cataract operations I can see a gnat scratch his balls at a thousand yards.
I, therefore, have to conclude (and it must by now be clear to everyone else) that I am God and that you are an impostor.
My wrath should descend upon you for trying to purloin my street cred, but I've enough on my hands in Israel as it is.
Sin-cerely Yours,
David Jehovah.
You're both wrong. It is I. I am the true GOD. I am a goddess. Men worship me the universe revolves around me and the sun shines out of my arse. :girl:
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx
"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.
“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.
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Quote:Men worship me and the sun shines out of my arse.
Only a TRUE Goddess can do that.
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Damien Lloyd Wrote:Magda, Brits only show their stupidity in the privacy of their own homes do they? Take a look at this: http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
Well, mostly. But look at it... it is done in such a British way. They haven't really got their heart in it. It looks like it is in the front rooms of some one's house. Plus the web site hasn't been up dated much in recent years. Guest book comments from 2007. And not too many of them either. Now the Americans take their Creationism seriously:
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=cre...=en&tab=wi Huge displays. Indoor and out door exhibits. They really want to get noticed. But yes, I concede that there are stupid people (in public) in the UK. Some of them in leadership positions. But you didn't get Tony Blair advertising Opus Dei and God and Jesus during his election campaigns. In the US it seems you can't even get a look in unless you have got the Christian approved version of invisible being on the ballot ticket with you.
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx
"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.
“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.
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Magda Hassan Wrote:You're both wrong. It is I. I am the true GOD. I am a goddess. Men worship me the universe revolves around me and the sun shines out of my arse. :girl:
Guess where I'm applying #50 sunblock before our next date?
