Besides an imaginary Cuban sandwich...

[Paul Rigby]

Love those strong Cuban women!

Me, too.

Let us all give thanks to the ancient art of cigar-manufacture, which required hours of leaf-rolling on well-toned, dusky thighs by dexterous maidens.

Er, I am on the right deep forum, aren't I?

Sir H

Yes indeed!
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I wish to make it plain that I did not have cigar relations with that woman.

The payments were a purely charitable affair, organised by my Foundation, the Tooth Trust, for the relief of indigent women in the Third World.

I believe that puts an end to the matter to the complete satisfaction of all but my enemies, most notably The Mad Turk.

Sir H