12-09-2016, 07:55 PM
David Guyatt Wrote:For money you say? Well, you can always visit Guyatt's country estate and bar which features a real live Hilary Robot barmaid. Features in the Michelin tyre guide, one may exchange good, hard-earned cash in vast quantities for a wide range of alcoholic nectar.
PS, there is a cover-charge to gain access to "Hilary", so do bring plenty of folding stuff and then a lot more on top of that.
This sounds a low dive teeming with unscrupulous, shallow, silicone-enhanced, perma-tanned floosies and gold-diggers of uncertain provenance but certain - and entirely dishonourable - purposes, most of them monetary.
Appalling.
How do I book a table?
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