16-10-2016, 07:08 PM
Paul Rigby Wrote:Sir Herbert Tooth last night praised the FO for refusing to be intimidated by an unholy alliance of anti-semitic, homophobic, and misogynistic Corbynista-Trumpers who have objected to Saudi Arabia's invasion of Yemen, and its war against the country's civilian population. "There's some serious moolah to be earned here from the No 1 camel jockey," he insisted, adding "and anyone who threatens to get in the way of this nice little earner should be smeared, fitted up or assassinated as a matter of urgency. And don't forget to vote for the lesbian in November."
London-based readers may be interested to learn that Sir Herbert has plans tonight, according to his twitter feed (#TheToothSeeker), for a nocturnal protest outside the Russian embassy in support of the heroic freedom fighters holed up in East Whereveritis in Syria.
"I shall be waving my white helmet at Boris in Kensington Palace Gardens after a snifter or three in Notting Hill," he promised.
"There are three sorts of conspiracy: by the people who complain, by the people who write, by the people who take action. There is nothing to fear from the first group, the two others are more dangerous; but the police have to be part of all three,"
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