George Bush visits the poor brown people in Haiti

[Ed Jewett]

I think we should take up a collection and send the fellow in question a roll of paper towels imprinted with the names, dates, details and graphic images from his war crimes and other miscreant pathologies. Maybe we could find someone who could first permeate the material with itch powder.

I think that is a good idea Ed but do they make a paper towel roll that big? That's an awful lot of names.

Well, here's the deal. If we get one of those clear-cutting paper companies like the Weyerhausers to agree to devote one swath to the project and, while making those paper towels for George also make a paper quilt printed with those same names and then stretch it from the Northwest coast to the shores of the Potomac/Chesapeake Bay estuaries, then maybe the American people would wake up. And then they could turn that page over and begin to make their own list of names of those who ought to be prosecuted, politically or legally, and for the creative problem-solving processes on what they all were going to do about it.