Meddling Minty stokes the fires of British fascism

[Paul Rigby]

I wish to make it clear that I have no knowledge of the lap-dancing establishment to which you refer; and most emphatically was not escorted from said premises on the night of April 1 for demanding the return of my expired credit card. Anyone who says otherwise will meeting my solicitor, Lex Mackem, quite probably in the Cock and Bottle public house, just before closing time. He'll leave the brown envelope under the day-old copy of the Daily Star.

In the unhappy event poor old Lex is detained by court business – I refer, of course, to his politically-motivated prosecution following a terrible misunderstanding at Otterspool’s public urinal – “Boris” will do the necessary:

Russlan Fomichev, a financial aide to Mr Berezovsky, is said to have given a secret cash payment – delivered in a spy-style street ‘drop’ – to Michelle Young, who is at the centre of a bitter £400million split from her property developer husband Scott.

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