04-04-2010, 07:53 PM
David Guyatt Wrote:God Peter, don't get me started on Kock.
As the sometime actress once remarked to the defrocked Bishop...
David Guyatt Wrote:Btw Paul, I just wish to fix a typo in your earlier post. Your solicitor usually meets in the Cock Inn Bottle public house, not the Cock and Bottle. I quite understand why this little typo slipped into the story, but as you well know Lex Mackem's court date is now close and disbarment is quite likely. Doing his business in the gentleman's lavatory at Holborn Tube station is regarded as demeaning his profession (that is to say "stated" profession). Quite rightly so in my opinion.
Phew, for a moment there Lex was quite convinced the penalty was dismemberment, an all together more frightening prospect. Now, where did I leave my bottle of Bishop's Finger, the only ecclesiastical digit any sane man can today repose any trust in?