Meddling Minty stokes the fires of British fascism

[Paul Rigby]

Not so fast.

Many a visitor will be from other sides of the flagellated bottom -- for chastisement is a cross-bench (not so say cross-knee) occupation.

I fully expect readers from such notable journals as the "Well Bruised Organ", the "Socialist Spanker" as well as its Communist Counterpart "Red Weal" to be well represented here as well --- not to mention those whose preference is up the middle: "The Liberal Love Buddy", "The Cymru Chastiser" and the Green Party bi-annual (printed on renewable recycled tree shavings) "The Galloping Goitre".

I had quite forgotten the Lib Dems. Strange bunch, though no strangers, of course, to scandal, corruption and the chafed posterior. I take it the reference to that well-known organ of Gladstonian high-mindedness, The Liberal Love Buddy, is most emphatically not a nod in the direction of Rinka et Norman?