God Hates Iceland

[Jan Klimkowski]

That's all hysterically funny.

Someone should make a mockumentary about those Iceland-hating "theologians" and their congregation, in Spinal Tap style.

I particularly enjoyed the following:

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

Some UCL seismologists have suggested that the volcano Katla, the big sister of Eyjafjallajökull, is about to blow. Which would quite a riposte to this nonsense.

Until then, here's the dark and the light of Bjork:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyTyTiOMlo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPTby0N11...re=related