06-10-2010, 03:19 PM
Welcome to Disneystan!
Your host: Mickey Goat.
Donald Duck-and-Cover, Plutocrat the Dog, Snow White and the 87 Virgin Dwarves, and the rest of the gang welcome you to a Wonderful World of Coloreds!
This is no Imam-and-Pop operation. We're talking world-class fun to be had at:
Fantasyland ... Come experience an American democracy! You'll almost believe it exists!
Tomorrowland ... Where American troops and mercs will always be around!
Frontierland ... Hey, it's everywhere!
Prosthesesland ... Even if you're a leg down, you'll have a leg up on all the fun!
Poppyland ... oieghoqjg[p'jk
IEDLand ... Bring your cellphones, dial 911, and let the fun begin!
EPCART ... Hitch up your donkeys to little red wagons full of megatons of fun!
Al QuedaLand ... It's a lot smaller than you think!
Burkaland ... Sure to give every red-blooded freedom-fighter a jihad-on!
You'll have one Allah-palooza of a time at Disneystan!
Your host: Mickey Goat.
Donald Duck-and-Cover, Plutocrat the Dog, Snow White and the 87 Virgin Dwarves, and the rest of the gang welcome you to a Wonderful World of Coloreds!
This is no Imam-and-Pop operation. We're talking world-class fun to be had at:
Fantasyland ... Come experience an American democracy! You'll almost believe it exists!
Tomorrowland ... Where American troops and mercs will always be around!
Frontierland ... Hey, it's everywhere!
Prosthesesland ... Even if you're a leg down, you'll have a leg up on all the fun!
Poppyland ... oieghoqjg[p'jk
IEDLand ... Bring your cellphones, dial 911, and let the fun begin!
EPCART ... Hitch up your donkeys to little red wagons full of megatons of fun!
Al QuedaLand ... It's a lot smaller than you think!
Burkaland ... Sure to give every red-blooded freedom-fighter a jihad-on!
You'll have one Allah-palooza of a time at Disneystan!