09-01-2011, 10:11 PM
Dear Sir Herbet Tooth,
Thank you for enquiring about the new Ford Carbuncle.
This is the exciting new extra economy model vehicle that is next down on the price list from a Ford Ka, which itself is next down on the price list from a Ford motor-car.
The Carbuncle has many merits. Amongst these are its inherent static design. Ergonomically, the unmoving parts ensure maximum comfort and a driving free boost to Sunday afternoons. The boot (or "trunk" as Americans like to call it) is packed with extras, including a "jolly" brand spirit stove, a small alloy whistling kettle, a number of brightly coloured plastic picnic cups and four fold away fishing chairs.
The fuel consumption is also the lowest in western vehicular transport, excepting the horse and trap and/or bicycle.
Depending on price paid, there are two gearbox options. The static unmoving gearbox is especially suitable for those having a degree of rheumatism, and the automatic gearbox suits all non-drivers everywhere.
The Carbuncle comes in a small variety of colours other than its traditional garnet, which include metallic "pus cream".
There is a nominal flagellation suite at a small extra cost designed for lapsed catholics, that is made entirely from flannelette.
Sincerely,
Edward Angus Peter Twibble
Private parts assistant to the Sales Manager
Cars-R-Us
A proud member of the Noble Digger Group of companies.
Thank you for enquiring about the new Ford Carbuncle.
This is the exciting new extra economy model vehicle that is next down on the price list from a Ford Ka, which itself is next down on the price list from a Ford motor-car.
The Carbuncle has many merits. Amongst these are its inherent static design. Ergonomically, the unmoving parts ensure maximum comfort and a driving free boost to Sunday afternoons. The boot (or "trunk" as Americans like to call it) is packed with extras, including a "jolly" brand spirit stove, a small alloy whistling kettle, a number of brightly coloured plastic picnic cups and four fold away fishing chairs.
The fuel consumption is also the lowest in western vehicular transport, excepting the horse and trap and/or bicycle.
Depending on price paid, there are two gearbox options. The static unmoving gearbox is especially suitable for those having a degree of rheumatism, and the automatic gearbox suits all non-drivers everywhere.
The Carbuncle comes in a small variety of colours other than its traditional garnet, which include metallic "pus cream".
There is a nominal flagellation suite at a small extra cost designed for lapsed catholics, that is made entirely from flannelette.
Sincerely,
Edward Angus Peter Twibble
Private parts assistant to the Sales Manager
Cars-R-Us
A proud member of the Noble Digger Group of companies.
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14