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The New Ford Carbuncle
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Paul Rigby Wrote:
David Guyatt Wrote:* An elongated "girth" model is available by special order.

rechargeable battery or mains powered in three speeds - kneading, fast and very, very, very fast.

Available in traditional garnet and plain ol' creamed colour.

For a small extra fee, the Mastubatory comes with its own rubber catsuit, hood and in-built periwinkle.

Gamp's been on the blower, and wants three, hang the expense. He's pulled a few strokes with the resident Oldham Romanist, and wants to distribute a bit of largesse in return for the planned turn-out of Tesco's Polska night-shift early on Tuesday morning. I'm told I should recognise them by the array of Lidl bags. Can't wait. I hate by-elections more than I can adequately convey.

Three it shall be then. Shall I mail them in the usual brown paper parcel to the convent, or is there another monastic locality that now needs re-invigorating?

By the by, we have decided to send you a free sample of our new "Shrimp". I'll not go into detail now because I want it to come as a surprise. At least, that's what I think I said. Anyway, it takes a fair bit of mains power, so if you are still running the marijuana farm in your rectory (we have ample cheap supplies of black plastic bags if required?), you probably need to enjoy it elsewhere.

Chin-chin,

Twibble
Joys-R-Us
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14
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The New Ford Carbuncle - by David Guyatt - 09-01-2011, 10:11 PM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by Paul Rigby - 09-01-2011, 11:11 PM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by David Guyatt - 09-01-2011, 11:29 PM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by David Guyatt - 09-01-2011, 11:30 PM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by Paul Rigby - 10-01-2011, 12:02 AM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by David Guyatt - 10-01-2011, 10:02 AM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by Magda Hassan - 10-01-2011, 10:19 AM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by Charles Drago - 10-01-2011, 04:17 PM
The New Ford Carbuncle - by David Guyatt - 10-01-2011, 07:28 PM

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